Advice for Albert on Our Relativity

Kenneth Karrer is a Texan. He is also a musician, freelance writer, and member of Austin Poets at Large (APAL). He retired from teaching in 2008 and now works for the Texas Education Agency in Austin. His poem is a step back in time and through memory, a journey through physics and fun, and a testament to the survivability of raising twins.

Advice for Albert on Our Relativity
By Kenneth Karrer

Einstein should
Have put his twins
Next to a brownie
Mixing bowl
And let it spin.

When I do that,
Every time I travel
Back
And we're all six
Again.

Then, "Dad!
Don't lick the whole darn thing!
Save some for me, and me!"
No need for
E
Or
mc
Of course those brownies never do get
Squared.

 

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